Wayne Rooney introduced to DC United fans with bizarre programme notes packed with American cliches

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WAYNE ROONEY made his debut for new side DC United on Saturday night in a 3-1 win over the Vancouver Whitecaps.


The former Everton ace, 32, came off the bench on the hour-mark and played a pivotal role in the victory.



Wayne Rooney made his debut for DC United in the MLS last night
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Wayne Rooney made his debut for DC United in the MLS last night



Roo stepped on to the turf with DC United 1-0 up - as England's all-time record scorer played a key role in the Washington club's second and third goals.


But it wasn't the ex-Manchester united star's on-field antics that had fans talking.



Instead, people just couldn't get over DC United's bizarre description of new-boy Rooney in their matchday programme.


The segment read like it was straight from "US Soccer Guy's" Twitter account - featuring some dreadful and occasionally factually incorrect cliches.



Wayne Rooney made a winning start to life in the US in a 3-1 victory
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Wayne Rooney made a winning start to life in the US in a 3-1 victory

 



Wayne Rooney started on the bench, with all eyes on his programme notes
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Wayne Rooney started on the bench, with all eyes on his programme notes

Some instant classics in the segment include Rooney "being known to deceive goalkeepers by finessing shots across the goal line".



And let's not forget his time in the "European Premier League".


Naturally, Twitter latched on to the hilarious gaffes... here's what some social media users had to say.








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WAYNE ROONEY made his debut for new side DC United on Saturday night in a 3-1 win over the Vancouver Whitecaps.

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