Is this bizarrest moment in wrestling history as Toys R Us Geoffrey The Giraffe is eliminated from 30-man rumble… by Amazon package

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PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING has thrown up some of the craziest storylines imaginable but they may have all been topped by Geoffrey the Toys R Us giraffe getting beaten up by a vampire using an Amazon Prime parcel.


Forget the Undertaker’s spine-tingling entrance and the elaborate and decades-long backstory to him and his brother Kane, or the time 77-year-old Mae Young gave birth to a hand.



 Geoffrey the Toys R Us giraffe landed a chokeslam on one rival
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Geoffrey the Toys R Us giraffe landed a chokeslam on one rival

This spectacle at the Florida Super Cosplay Wrestling show – during a 30-man rumble – might be as wacky a segment as fans will ever see.


The towering giraffe entered the ring and showed some serious promise as a grappler and a showman/giraffe.



Two rivals were hit with a clothesline and then a chokeslam to get the crowd thoroughly on the heavy-hitting mammal.


But former WWE superstar Gangrel – famous for guzzling from a goblet of ‘blood’ during his ringwalk – was still involved in the match.



 But former WWE vampire Gangrel had a hard-hitting parcel delivered
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But former WWE vampire Gangrel had a hard-hitting parcel delivered

The ex-Brood member was thrown a mobile phone from the crowd and apparently called the American internet giants.


A delivery was quickly dispatched and arrived at ringside where the 49-year-old ring veteran signed for the paper-wrapped box.



With the unsuspecting beanpole busy showing off to the crowd, Gangrel tapped him on his back and yelled “Amazon Prime, b****” before whacking the African beast over the top rope.



 Geoffrey was made redundant when Toys R Us collapsed
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Geoffrey was made redundant when Toys R Us collapsed

The fantasy wrestling weekend included matches with childhood heroes and villains like Skeletor, Deadpool, The Mario Bros and Catwoman.


The last Toys R Us stores in the UK closed in April meaning – after 70 years of loyal service -  mascot Geoffrey is unemployed.


But judging by his latest public appearance it appears you can teach an old giraffe new tricks.





PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING has thrown up some of the craziest storylines imaginable but they may have all been topped by Geoffrey the Toys R Us giraffe getting beaten up by a vampire using an Amazon Prime parcel.

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